“Just because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.”
~ Kurt Vonnegut
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Well, some people can't even do that!
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren’t always smart enough to be accepted by the college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination.
“Well,” the dean said after some persuasion, “I’d better ask him a few questions first.”
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn’t know any of the answers.
At last the dean said, “Well, what’s five times seven?”
The student thought for a long time and then answered, “Thirty-six.”
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, “Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two.”
