Indian Weather Joke

Indian Weather Joke

What happens when people have an idea... 

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been  taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be

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Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?" 

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. 

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. 
"Is it going to be a very cold winter?" 

They said that it was supposed to be extremely cold and to prepare for heavy snowfall.

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. 

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service one more time. 
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" 

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever." 

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. 

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

#reported speech #sequence  of tenses #past perfect 
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