A man went to the doctor and explained,
"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asked,
"What do you mean?"
The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating. I can't take it any more!"
The doctor said,
"I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
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The doctor asked,
"What do you mean?"
The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating. I can't take it any more!"
The doctor said,
"I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
